No rest for the wicked

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 02:00

Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML
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cacheson 41

There are options if you don’t want more children…

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core01 30

I see a vasectomy in your future if you aren't looking to continue this trend

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cacheson 41

There are options if you don’t want more children…

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RichardPencil 30

At least you have a few months of quiet. And hopefully lots of free babysitting from the kid's older siblings.

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core01 30

I see a vasectomy in your future if you aren't looking to continue this trend

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Hangryko 29

You should have gotten a vasectomy if you knew you didn't want any more kids. YDI.

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mccuish 25

Maybe you should learn to pull out next time

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And1 12

Who is the father? 😂

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Vesi 29

Father of the Bride Part 2

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If you don't want more kids, you should have used contraceptives. YDI.

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