No rest for the wicked

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 02:00

Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML
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There are options if you don’t want more children…

I see a vasectomy in your future if you aren't looking to continue this trend

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There are options if you don’t want more children…

At least you have a few months of quiet. And hopefully lots of free babysitting from the kid's older siblings.

I see a vasectomy in your future if you aren't looking to continue this trend

You should have gotten a vasectomy if you knew you didn't want any more kids. YDI.

Maybe you should learn to pull out next time

Who is the father? 😂

Too bad all the live-in baby sitters moved out already...

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Father of the Bride Part 2

Enjoy the upcoming 9 months!

If you don't want more kids, you should have used contraceptives. YDI.