FML : Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I...

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Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

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By twice-a-day - / Thursday 18 November 2010 05:04 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1717913 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:02

Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.

By iliketocomment17 | 7

#1717912 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:02

ewww

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By iliketocomment17 | 7

#1717912 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:02

ewww

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Lolerskatez | 0

#1717951 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:21

Beware the little specs they put in toothpaste aren't all they seem to be...

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ImCanadianEh | 0

#1717969 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:39

Honestly, who doesnt look at their toothbrush beforehand to see if anything's in it?

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TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1719130 - Thursday 18 November 2010 15:19

take advantage of the resources you have. grind those beetles into a herbal paste and sell it at whole foods for $500 a bottle and tell people it's "organic". but that's just my opinion

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fatman217 | 0

#1721348 - Friday 19 November 2010 3:50

he most have some pearly white teeth

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1717913 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:02

Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.

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bahahaa1 | 0

#1717932 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:09

win^^

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loveyaforev | 0

#1719075 - Thursday 18 November 2010 15:10

hahaha that's awesome

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lv426master | 0

#1723407 - Friday 19 November 2010 14:53

super win

By pinkrangerx3 | 0

#1717914 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:03

LOL that sucks ):
i have those bugs in my house
they are so hard to get rid of!

By BloodyHeel | 8

#1717915 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:03

That is beautiful.

By xnty | 0

#1717917 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:03

beetlepaste

By badbe | 0

#1717918 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:03

Oh yuck

By dtbomb | 3

#1717919 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:03

mmmmm I bet that tasted so good!!

By xStiina | 0

#1717940 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:14

That's just ewwww.

By Rangant | 7

#1717941 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:14

maybe there will be a dental breakthrough and those bugs will be found to help dental hygiene... or maybe not

By BadKitty13 | 27

#1717974 - Thursday 18 November 2010 12:40

Ewwwwwwwwwww !

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