Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
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Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.
iliketocomment17 7
ewww
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asianive 0
Beetle cemetery.
colombiancartel 0
disgusting very disgusting
peachezthelette 22
Eww.. When me and my ex-fiance(sons father) found out we had bed bugs, we slept in the truck, In 40degree weather. I cant stand sleeping in bugs. Me and my parents had a flea investation one time.. I HAD to sleep in that.it was so horrible.
sourgirl101 29
I just watched a 20/20 special on people getting bed bug from hotels. Even the super nice, expensive ones. The bed bugs crawl into people's suitcases and the people bring them back home. Super creepy and so hard to get rid of.
ThePersonalDream 0
I feel seriously dumb, I thought bed bugs were fake and parents just said that to scare the children. *cringes* I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight.
DocBastard 40
Bed bugs are very real and apparently very annoying. My wife won't let me put our suitcases on our bed anymore just in case a bedbug has hitchhiked home with us.
Fynn 0
You don't have to put the critter on the bed to get the infestation. If a pregnant female has hitched on to your 'case and gives birth in your home, you'll have a infestation rather quickly. One thing that may be a good idea though, is tossing your clothes into the dryer after you get home the hotel. Heat kills 'em.
LiveLauglove 0
heat will kill them, and also extreme cold weather. there so hard to get rid of even bug exstermenaters won't garentee they will get rid of them,in my old apartment they did a check for them, lucky I didnt have them! yay! I would freak,
DakotaCat 4
Great! Now I will think about this when brushing my teef with my toofbrush!
crazzyforanna 0
o yea dido all the way lol
DocBastard 40
That's so cool! I'm so jealous!! I wish that had happened to me. I'd have been honored! Was it Paul or Ringo?
sourgirl101 29
I heard "Apple" just purchased the "The Beatle" apps. I'm looking forward to down loading a few.(:
DocBastard 40
Yup- their entire catalog. If I didn't already have all their stuff on CD, I'd buy the whole thing. Amazingly, "Here Comes the Sun" was their top seller yesterday, more than "A Day in the Life," "Hey Jude," and "Across the Universe."
Zebidee 9
Nah, it was dead already, so it'd be John or George.
sourgirl101 29
I sing "I am the Walrus" at karaoke! (Tipsy of course.) Hard song but so fun once you nail it. I have all their songs too but want to get the trivia questions for fun.
stoych 19
hee hee amusing
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"A Day in the Life" might be my second-favorite Beatles tune, after "Something". "Sonething" will always be in my top 10 love songs, I think. Hmm, I'm thinking a Beatles-glutted playlist is in order for my afternoon of blogging today...
Glenn_Coco 0
Ringo! :D!
iheartglasses 0
Time to buy a new toothbrush :) Oh, and maybe call an exterminator if you cant find bombs at Walmart or somewhere to kill them. Yuck yuck !
Falken45 0
Bed bugs!!!!!!!!!!
pichu172b 7
We had that problem too a while ago. it was because we bought some awful hamster food from Petland. Maybe you should check whatever animal food you have gotten.
hairt 4
you don't check your toothbrush before brushing?! >:0
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
How do you it was dead at first? It probably died a minty fresh asskicking in your mouth :(
binx44 0
lmao