Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.
iliketocomment17 7
ewww
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Comments (85)
3Chris28 0
I think I've got the same bugs you've got, They smell so... musty when they die/ show up.
metallicshadow 16
ok...eewwwwWWW!
HaloR 0
I've eaten a beetle,black disgusting teeth,an hour of brushing gets white,but still beetle taste
bobby94_fml 0
So nastyyy
anjtrg_1112 23
I love that kind of toothpaste. So much better for the environment (:
niswisk 3
I have those exact sane beetles!!! How did uget rid of them?
Haven246 7
That's only an FML if you used it...ohhh wait... Haha I'm sorry FYL
BrianneAlex 10
Ok for some reason I replaced the word house with wife and I was horrified and confused that your wife was infested with black Beatles but that is still gross :P