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But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
#6, you sir, are a ****.
You put a comma in the wrong place. Dimwit. *Insert smiley here.*
bitch this ain't burger king lol
u and ur mom deserve to get a special burger, the one where a ball of shit replaces the meat...fyl and ydi.
wow that's one of the best FMLs ever
your mom's a dumbass drunk
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
^ ur a retard PattisonDaStud
I order 4x4 burgers from in n out. the drive throught lady was hitching cuz your ugly drunk mom asked for something extremely huge and retarded. like 14 patties with creamcheese and whip cream. I don't think your mom was the only one drunk, are you sure you weren't either because this is a stupid fml. omg my mom got in a fight the world is going to end!!!!
Being drunk and disorderly in a public place as a full grown woman is awesome? I call it worrying.
I think you misspelled a word there, the word is not spelled h o u s e but t r a i l e r ...
you shoulda joined in
toe sucker
YDI for even thinking about going to Krystle Burger
Whats a Krystle Burger?
@Ajjas - A southern version of White Castle.
Ajjas, if you use a less-than sign, the rest of the comment gets cut out. It's a software limitation. Example: »_« works, but this doesn't: >_
What if... you're just thinking about Krystle? (I am assuming Krystle is like Dave's Wendy)
it seems the FML has been edited to reflect the true name of the franchise, "Krystal Burger" instead of what was originally posted, "Krystle Burger." Context is the lifeblood of the Internets and can make/break an observation/joke/interrogation/troll attempt.
@Snickerdoodles: I'm surprised you didn't attack Ninja for her grammar :) White Castle is a burger place. Google it. @Ninja: Sorry I'm not up-to-date on all the drugs :( @McDonalds: **** you guys! I'm going to Burger King. @Steve Jobbs: **** mac! I'm a PC baby :) @Jesus: Please protect me from trollers who may or may not be outraged by my comment. @Self: Oh yeah I'm not Christian. @Jesus: Nevermind bro, I got this one ;)
@ Ajjas013, You killed it
once again, Ajjas, timing, context, and frequency are everything. You will learn these things as you progress along these upcoming days. @Brave_Sir_Robin - STFU!
i once told the girl at dunkin donuts what was on the thing i wanted....i couldnt remember the correct name...and for ten min she argued they didnt have anything by the name i used. finally when i was about to reach acrossed the counter she was like oh u mean***** sandwich. i hate stupid people. any way ur mom was right. lol!
That was a bit of a bad story.
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But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake