By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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irish_lad 16

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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shmoooopie 29

Orders? He's not a dog.

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laden_swallow09 34

I have absolutely no idea what you just said, 23. Since I have an inkling that English isn't your first language, I'll let it slide.

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brand125 17

105 - well having a few brain cells would help to read it, its easy to read the comment since its only a few typos of leaving letters out. i cn tpye lyk dis nd u can stil read wht im sayin. see?

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Flyndaran 10

How are posters not realizing how clingy is so literal in this case?

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igg125 30

Gotta treat her like a lady, is that too much to ask for.

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janfleury 19

Goodbye and thank you for not slamming the door on your way out.

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Stxsyh 30

It was unintentionally. Something was wrong with the app on my phone. Pressed validate many times but it just wouldn't post. The next thing I knew, it ******* post three times.

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Patriots21 14

Yet there's different amount of periods with each comment..

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CandyApple88 13

Do you tie her shoe laces and cut the crusts off her sandwiches too?

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gracehi 31

Only on birthdays, anniversaries, and federal holidays.

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gearhead369 20

How long have you been together? If it's not very long this is a major red flag

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