Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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tehman117 21
Is she 3?
irish_lad 16
She threatened. Now you carry out that threat
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Comments (154)
zahidnasir 22
obey you girl orders,no matter what
shmoooopie 29
Orders? He's not a dog.
laden_swallow09 35
I have absolutely no idea what you just said, 23. Since I have an inkling that English isn't your first language, I'll let it slide.
brand125 17
105 - well having a few brain cells would help to read it, its easy to read the comment since its only a few typos of leaving letters out. i cn tpye lyk dis nd u can stil read wht im sayin. see?
Flyndaran 10
How are posters not realizing how clingy is so literal in this case?
igg125 30
Gotta treat her like a lady, is that too much to ask for.
janfleury 19
Goodbye and thank you for not slamming the door on your way out.
vikky538 29
What a kid
Stxsyh 30
Clingy....
Stxsyh 30
Clingy.....
Stxsyh 30
Clingy......
gracehi 33
Redundant.....
Stxsyh 30
It was unintentionally. Something was wrong with the app on my phone. Pressed validate many times but it just wouldn't post. The next thing I knew, it ******* post three times.
Patriots21 14
Yet there's different amount of periods with each comment..
CandyApple88 13
Do you tie her shoe laces and cut the crusts off her sandwiches too?
gracehi 33
Only on birthdays, anniversaries, and federal holidays.
gearhead369 20
How long have you been together? If it's not very long this is a major red flag