Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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tehman117 21
Is she 3?
irish_lad 16
She threatened. Now you carry out that threat
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Comments (154)
mine___turtles10 13
The beetles would of held her hand
ddvictor 4
my problem is just the opposite, my girl has never held my hand
juliawolak 8
Glue and carrots?
jmelt814 4
Dump her
Weirddate 11
Leave and find someone who has graduated preschool
MyBloopersInLife 6
What if she's on her period?
GermanRanger 7
How old are u??? Like 5
Mitchitivity 6
I had a super clingy girlfriend and as an independent person it was hard at times. I married her and I have never been happier with the many before her. So what if shes cling wrap? There are worse qualities to have. Like being a lying cheating ***** for example. Or snoring.
cainchild 4
Run, walk, drive, fly QWOP the hell out of there.
zefronke8 25
Aww that's sort of romantic...I guess