Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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tehman117 21
Is she 3?
irish_lad 16
She threatened. Now you carry out that threat
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Comments (154)
jakeyjakey1232 9
Repeat after me: Fatal Attraction, Swimfan, psycho ****!
tuxedoandex 28
let her break up with you. you're better off that way
fmlsams 27
Did you look both ways, or did you forget that as well? Lol FYL OP. Sounds like you and your gf need to have a serious chat, if something that trivial meant that much to her.
bingalingading 12
dude. Run. if she is being like this just for not holding her hand, then it only get worse....
DrCheese 16
Dump that bitch
alfalfalaffa 17
GET OUT NOW
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
I wanna hold your haaaaaaand, I wanna hold your haaaaaaand
TisAPenguin 16
So leave her ass there in the middle of the street.
sugarbaby9908 20
Dude...run!
MrZsDad 19
Run.