Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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tehman117 21
Is she 3?
irish_lad 16
She threatened. Now you carry out that threat
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Comments (154)
CharlieM78 9
Ditch the bitch
WellThatWasRude 27
She seems pretty clingy. I think it might be best to let that threat turn into reality, OP.
Tarantallegra 6
Maybe she was just complaining about you not holding her hand at all? Since that's a way to show affection, some people get offended when their partners don't do it.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Insecure much?
imhidden 16
What was your response..?
jberg583 12
Try not holding a door open for her and see what happens
FusionPlacebo 26
She wanted to claim you as her own. You are her property.
Tyyeezyjr 13
That's so childish..she hasn't grown up yet OP.
SaniK 17
That's kinda cute
baristalbc 18
Not a bad habit to learn, like opening doors for her and walking nearer the street when on a sidewalk. How could it hurt?
anonamous14 9
Chivalry is dead
laden_swallow09 35
^^ And feminism killed him.