Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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tehman117 21
Is she 3?
irish_lad 16
She threatened. Now you carry out that threat
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Comments (154)
Tannasgh 22
Is she a little old lady?
christoph06 10
Ruuuuuuuuuun
justdsve 1
DUMP THAT BITCH NOW!!!
Astrobomb 21
YDI for dating a psycho.
TDKopecki 16
Hearing this reminds me being single isn't all that bad.
UtadaMisori 4
what is she 5? Tell her to put her big girl panties on and cross the street like a strong independant woman.
seniji 8
Does her shoes still light up?if so you need help.
RedPillSucks 33
gotta stop dating middle school girls
lol_mar11 8
But I mean is that really the kind of relationship you want to be in anyway? Seems like you dodged a bullet OP!
ToxicTyrael 26
You can't say that untill they broke up.
Idahome 6
sounds like one of those 4th grade relationships. on and off again on an hourly basis. if you're both adults, then you're better off without her if that's the way she really feels. smh