Intimacy, Parenting and Wanker: Our little bundles of joy

Our little bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 23:00

Today, my partner and I were both horny at the same time. I entertained our 3 kids while he jerked off, then he entertained them while I went and masturbated. We live together and this is the first time we’ve been horny at the same time since Christmas, because we’re both so exhausted. FML

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peterblackmer91 12

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Monday 26 April 2021 4:29

I'm not understanding why you couldn't find something to keep your kids busy so you and your partner could have sex with each other.

rainbowdonnareed 18

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Monday 26 April 2021 3:34

Do you not have the kids on a routine? I did homeschooling for 15 years so I know it can be done. My kids had special needs. I don't understand parents who let kids run the show. What are you and your spouse going to do when you're empty nesters?

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rainbowdonnareed 18

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Monday 26 April 2021 3:34

barrydoctwo 3

Monday 26 April 2021 16:03

thy have the right to say what thy feel and do

peterblackmer91 12

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Monday 26 April 2021 4:29

I'm not understanding why you couldn't find something to keep your kids busy so you and your partner could have sex with each other.

J15237 25

Monday 26 April 2021 4:31

Um that sounds like more work then mommy and daddy will be right back and you go have a quickie. How old are your kids? I mean I am sure they would have been fine alone for a few minutes. Or at this point you call a babysitter and go get a room.