Clerks 3
By AkaiKitsune - 17/06/2017 14:00
By AkaiKitsune - 17/06/2017 14:00
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Thank goodness the store was closed at this point!
*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)
Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?
I would of placed him and his belongings outside and shut and locked the door. he's lucky he's dealing with you and not me.
first you gotta catch the naked man. and that may include accidentally touching his wiener
If you can't beat em, Join em!
I'd have called 911. Then an ambulance and a cop would have shown up. You could say he was delusional and acting violent and erratic and you thought he was having a medical emergency.
Wow...third FML published in less than a week! That's amazing! You're on a roll. At least this one isn't about your horse(s).
Right by two drug regab centres and a minimum security prison.
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Keep calling the cops? Are you telling them you fear for your safety?
*Reads OP's user name* Are you sure your horse didn't teach him that? ;)