By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
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iamabamf 17

Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."

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MrClean17 15

I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate

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iamabamf 17

Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."

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iBeCareless 7

My parents love me and call me my name they gave me at birth.

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ThePsyche 9

Edit: replied to a comment that said "H". I guess the moderators took it off, sorry.

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ThePsyche 9

Edit: replied to a comment that said "H". I guess the moderators took it off, sorry.

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Catkam623 27

#8 I feel so bad for you I can't believe your parents named you the little bitch. But here's my question is that like just your first name or is like little your middle and bitch your last name.

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TwinChapter 15

It could be worse - for the parents. Mine got two mistakes in one pregnancy... Which totaled us kids at seven. Looking on the bright side op, at least they kept you! :)

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oj101 33

Sum ting wong with dad.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

#1 and Op I know how y'all feel. My parents call me "The not wanted"

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ririchan94 18

My father refers to me as number 5 while my mother runs through a whole list of other names before getting to mine... Even boys names

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sirpantselot 22

I apologise for threadjacking, but no ones pointed out yet that the "Chinese" fortune was written by Oscar Wilde.

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hthelittleone 10

better than Ulga?

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BlakesHonestLie 8

There are way worse things to be called, I can promise you that.

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hamizami 3

people that disliked are all named ulga

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MrClean17 15

I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate

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ThePsyche 9

Your attempt to catch an early comment worked. Unfortunately, it made absolutely no sense.

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Mads_1234 28

Don't worry OP, just tell him you gave him a level up.

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Sandman366 6

(You are 2 kids away from reaching level 3. Good luck!)

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LarryLaDouche 13

You must rest and meditate on what you'be learned.

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attitude_angel 15

The less you let it bother you, the sooner he'll get bored and let it go

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ThePsyche 9

My parents always call me the guinea pig. They say it's because the first child is the trial and error child. /:

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IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

My parents never let go of a single chance to tell me that the nurses at the hospital gave them the wrong kid probably...

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rgriff27 19

So next time you mess up big time and he's nad and wants an explanation go, "oh I was just getting some experience."

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rgriff27 19

It definitely makes sense, it just wasnt funny.

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