Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
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heyhihello95
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This one. So there were others?
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Zebediabolical
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"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.
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Bibblejomin
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Wow, you should be a comedian!
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heyhihello95
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This one. So there were others?
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hushhh
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That's what I was thinking.
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vsus98
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That's what I was thinking.
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TommyG493
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That's what they were thinking
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MrDonSalvetti
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That's what he wanted them to think
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Hoopachi
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That's what the government wants you all to think
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jessi_sunshine
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That's what society wants you to think.
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False_Stupidity
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That's what he said...
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Badkarma4u
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That's what SHE said.
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killer6969
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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HeWhoIsNameless
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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LOLouis_fml
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That's what i've been trying to say...
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Bono363
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That's what FML want you all to say.
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iAmDictionary
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That's what Big Brother wants you to think.
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ubeenbagged
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What would Jesus say?
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AshesNicole623
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What would Jesus think?
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joeyl1990
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What would Jesus do?
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llamarrama01
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Don't feel sad, you took her breath away!
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Zebediabolical
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"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.
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MrSassypants
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"Good friends and a threat to society."
They should get that on matching t-shirts.
They should get that on matching t-shirts.
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Zebediabolical
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With any luck they will chloroform and molest each other. Like would happen in any good bromance movie.
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tarlax
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"Molest" each other? Wtf? Good first comment, terrible rape-y second one. If you think molestation's funny, you probably think Freddy Got Fingered is the best movie ever.
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Zebediabolical
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Anything is funny. In context.
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MrConcise
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No limits in comedy, don't even defend yourself. Hell, even your profile picture is rapeish. They should expect this extreme style of humor from you.
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MELKOZAR
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This is the best comment I have ever read.
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Shieldsam
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That's it, we've officially gone meta
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worldclassrager
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Practice makes perfect...if you stayed at her side she knows you care...keep trying OP you'll get one soon
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alain4343
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how the fuck did u make her laugh so she can have an asthma attack
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okokalright
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It's really easy actually. Have you ever had a moment where you laugh so hard you can't breathe?
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ionab101
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I have asthma and it's actually super easy, I get to the point of wheezing nearly every time I laugh
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mimi_animee
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Pretty easily actually. I once gave my younger brother an asthma attack from tickling him. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to touch him for a while after..
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ukeandfoodislife
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The emphasis on "this one". On the other hand, I don't think it was cool for her to openly laugh at you. That was rather rude and I think she could have concealed her laughter until you walked away, to be courteous.
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LeBandit
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this is when one would need smoke bombs...when the date is going poorly just HIIIYA smoke bomb whooosh and disappear
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attaboyyy11
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Fuck ya
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Silly_Lilly6969
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This one? 0.o it's bad manners to chloroform anybody sir
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Dreamsorrow93
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Unless you are a biochem student.
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WOTAN1488
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Lol try the internet, or being normal in your approach