By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Top comments
Comments
Wow, you should be a comedian!
This one. So there were others?
That's what I was thinking.
That's what they were thinking
That's what he wanted them to think
That's what the government wants you all to think
That's what society wants you to think.
That's what he said...
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayComment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayThat's what i've been trying to say...
That's what FML want you all to say.
What would Jesus say?
What would Jesus do?
"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.
"Good friends and a threat to society." They should get that on matching t-shirts.
With any luck they will chloroform and molest each other. Like would happen in any good bromance movie.
Anything is funny. In context.
No limits in comedy, don't even defend yourself. Hell, even your profile picture is rapeish. They should expect this extreme style of humor from you.
This is the best comment I have ever read.
That's it, we've officially gone meta
Practice makes perfect...if you stayed at her side she knows you care...keep trying OP you'll get one soon
how the fuck did u make her laugh so she can have an asthma attack
It's really easy actually. Have you ever had a moment where you laugh so hard you can't breathe?
I have asthma and it's actually super easy, I get to the point of wheezing nearly every time I laugh
Pretty easily actually. I once gave my younger brother an asthma attack from tickling him. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to touch him for a while after..
The emphasis on "this one". On the other hand, I don't think it was cool for her to openly laugh at you. That was rather rude and I think she could have concealed her laughter until you walked away, to be courteous.
this is when one would need smoke bombs...when the date is going poorly just HIIIYA smoke bomb whooosh and disappear
Fuck ya
This one? 0.o it's bad manners to chloroform anybody sir
Lol try the internet, or being normal in your approach
Keywords


This one. So there were others?
"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.