FML : Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she...

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 July 2015 03:45 / Australia - Canberra

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By heyhihello95 | 12

#6355008 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

This one. So there were others?

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6355010 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:09

"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

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By Bibblejomin | 18

#6355006 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

Wow, you should be a comedian!

By heyhihello95 | 12

#6355008 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

This one. So there were others?

hushhh | 4

#6355012 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:10

That's what I was thinking.

vsus98 | 22

#6355113 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:54

That's what I was thinking.

TommyG493 | 11

#6355143 - Sunday 19 July 2015 20:27

That's what they were thinking

MrDonSalvetti | 27

#6355154 - Sunday 19 July 2015 20:39

That's what he wanted them to think

Hoopachi | 19

#6355164 - Sunday 19 July 2015 20:54

That's what the government wants you all to think

jessi_sunshine | 26

#6355179 - Sunday 19 July 2015 21:28

That's what society wants you to think.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6355203 - Sunday 19 July 2015 22:09

That's what he said...

Badkarma4u | 17

#6355206 - Sunday 19 July 2015 22:14

That's what SHE said.

killer6969 | 16

#6355246 - Sunday 19 July 2015 23:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

HeWhoIsNameless | 8

#6355268 - Sunday 19 July 2015 23:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LOLouis_fml | 24

#6355270 - Sunday 19 July 2015 23:57

That's what i've been trying to say...

Bono363 | 11

#6355438 - Monday 20 July 2015 2:30

That's what FML want you all to say.

iAmDictionary | 13

#6355584 - Monday 20 July 2015 5:42

That's what Big Brother wants you to think.

ubeenbagged | 6

#6355692 - Monday 20 July 2015 8:42

What would Jesus say?

AshesNicole623 | 17

#6356184 - Monday 20 July 2015 20:15

What would Jesus think?

joeyl1990 | 28

#6691694 - Sunday 18 September 2016 17:13

What would Jesus do?

By llamarrama01 | 21

#6355009 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:09

Don't feel sad, you took her breath away!

By Zebediabolical | 36

#6355010 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:09

"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

MrSassypants | 31

#6355026 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:14

"Good friends and a threat to society."

They should get that on matching t-shirts.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6355037 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:17

With any luck they will chloroform and molest each other. Like would happen in any good bromance movie.

tarlax | 11

#6355058 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:26

"Molest" each other? Wtf? Good first comment, terrible rape-y second one. If you think molestation's funny, you probably think Freddy Got Fingered is the best movie ever.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6355097 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:46

Anything is funny. In context.

MrConcise | 34

#6355106 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:50

No limits in comedy, don't even defend yourself. Hell, even your profile picture is rapeish. They should expect this extreme style of humor from you.

MELKOZAR | 27

#6355317 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:27

This is the best comment I have ever read.

Shieldsam | 15

#6355887 - Monday 20 July 2015 13:13

That's it, we've officially gone meta

By worldclassrager | 39

#6355013 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:11

Practice makes perfect...if you stayed at her side she knows you care...keep trying OP you'll get one soon

By alain4343 | 26

#6355018 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:13

how the fuck did u make her laugh so she can have an asthma attack

okokalright | 15

#6355102 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:47

It's really easy actually. Have you ever had a moment where you laugh so hard you can't breathe?

ionab101 | 21

#6355117 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:57

I have asthma and it's actually super easy, I get to the point of wheezing nearly every time I laugh

mimi_animee | 18

#6358046 - Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:34

Pretty easily actually. I once gave my younger brother an asthma attack from tickling him. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to touch him for a while after..

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6355035 - Sunday 19 July 2015 19:16

The emphasis on "this one". On the other hand, I don't think it was cool for her to openly laugh at you. That was rather rude and I think she could have concealed her laughter until you walked away, to be courteous.