By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
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This one. So there were others?

"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

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Wow, you should be a comedian!

This one. So there were others?

That's what I was thinking.

That's what I was thinking.

That's what they were thinking

That's what he wanted them to think

That's what the government wants you all to think

That's what society wants you to think.

That's what he said...

That's what SHE said.

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That's what i've been trying to say...

That's what FML want you all to say.

That's what Big Brother wants you to think.

What would Jesus say?

What would Jesus think?

What would Jesus do?

Don't feel sad, you took her breath away!

"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

"Good friends and a threat to society." They should get that on matching t-shirts.

With any luck they will chloroform and molest each other. Like would happen in any good bromance movie.

"Molest" each other? Wtf? Good first comment, terrible rape-y second one. If you think molestation's funny, you probably think Freddy Got Fingered is the best movie ever.

Anything is funny. In context.

No limits in comedy, don't even defend yourself. Hell, even your profile picture is rapeish. They should expect this extreme style of humor from you.

This is the best comment I have ever read.

That's it, we've officially gone meta

Practice makes perfect...if you stayed at her side she knows you care...keep trying OP you'll get one soon

how the fuck did u make her laugh so she can have an asthma attack

It's really easy actually. Have you ever had a moment where you laugh so hard you can't breathe?

I have asthma and it's actually super easy, I get to the point of wheezing nearly every time I laugh

Pretty easily actually. I once gave my younger brother an asthma attack from tickling him. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to touch him for a while after..

The emphasis on "this one". On the other hand, I don't think it was cool for her to openly laugh at you. That was rather rude and I think she could have concealed her laughter until you walked away, to be courteous.

this is when one would need smoke bombs...when the date is going poorly just HIIIYA smoke bomb whooosh and disappear

This one? 0.o it's bad manners to chloroform anybody sir

Unless you are a biochem student.

Lol try the internet, or being normal in your approach