By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 03:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
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heyhihello95 12
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This one. So there were others?

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Zebediabolical 39
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"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

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Bibblejomin 18
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Wow, you should be a comedian!

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heyhihello95 12
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This one. So there were others?

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hushhh 4

That's what I was thinking.

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vsus98 22
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That's what I was thinking.

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TommyG493 11
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That's what they were thinking

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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That's what he wanted them to think

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Hoopachi 19
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That's what the government wants you all to think

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jessi_sunshine 26
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That's what society wants you to think.

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False_Stupidity 41
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That's what he said...

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Badkarma4u 17

That's what SHE said.

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killer6969 16

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HeWhoIsNameless 9
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LOLouis_fml 24
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That's what i've been trying to say...

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Bono363 11
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That's what FML want you all to say.

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iAmDictionary 13

That's what Big Brother wants you to think.

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ubeenbagged 6
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What would Jesus say?

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AshesNicole623 17

What would Jesus think?

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joeyl1990 28
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What would Jesus do?

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llamarrama01 21

Don't feel sad, you took her breath away!

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Zebediabolical 39
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"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

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MrSassypants 32
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"Good friends and a threat to society." They should get that on matching t-shirts.

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Zebediabolical 39
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With any luck they will chloroform and molest each other. Like would happen in any good bromance movie.

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tarlax 11

"Molest" each other? Wtf? Good first comment, terrible rape-y second one. If you think molestation's funny, you probably think Freddy Got Fingered is the best movie ever.

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Zebediabolical 39
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Anything is funny. In context.

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MrConcise 34
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No limits in comedy, don't even defend yourself. Hell, even your profile picture is rapeish. They should expect this extreme style of humor from you.

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MELKOZAR 27
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This is the best comment I have ever read.

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Shieldsam 15
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That's it, we've officially gone meta

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worldclassrager 39
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Practice makes perfect...if you stayed at her side she knows you care...keep trying OP you'll get one soon

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alain4343 26
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how the fuck did u make her laugh so she can have an asthma attack

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okokalright 15
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It's really easy actually. Have you ever had a moment where you laugh so hard you can't breathe?

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ionab101 21
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I have asthma and it's actually super easy, I get to the point of wheezing nearly every time I laugh

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mimi_animee 18
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Pretty easily actually. I once gave my younger brother an asthma attack from tickling him. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to touch him for a while after..

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ukeandfoodislife 19
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The emphasis on "this one". On the other hand, I don't think it was cool for her to openly laugh at you. That was rather rude and I think she could have concealed her laughter until you walked away, to be courteous.

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LeBandit 20
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this is when one would need smoke bombs...when the date is going poorly just HIIIYA smoke bomb whooosh and disappear

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Silly_Lilly6969 23
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This one? 0.o it's bad manners to chloroform anybody sir

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Unless you are a biochem student.

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WOTAN1488 24
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Lol try the internet, or being normal in your approach

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