everything is possible nowadays, but your bf stupidly tryna be a smartass *douchebag* ???

Either way it sucks....

To be honest... that sounds like a pretty possible situation.

Maybe he was getting gummed in his sleep by an old toothless vampire.

They both have to do with sucking...it’s not too far fetched....

Props to him!! Never heard that one... I used to leave stuff with guys so their girl could find out what's up... Never left a hickey.

..Wh...Why..would you get with a guy if you knew they had a girlfriend?!

you're a terrible person. but it's the guy's fault for sleeping with you right? Why not be an adult and walk out after you find out, but no you're you dick thirsty to leave.

geez people are naming their mouths now? that's so weird..... Good luck finding someone that deserves you Op.

Okay, that gets points for originality--still terrible that he had to come up with an excuse rather than tell the truth.

It is entirely possible to be attacked with a vacuum cleaner I'm speaking from experience

Today, my friend attacked my neck with a vacuum and my girlfriend thinks it's a hicky. FML