Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
At least she informed you :)
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HSOMGF
| 5
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a whore. You'll do better in the future.
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marinus_fml
| 19
At least she informed you :)
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mfjkr
| 10
grow a beard
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bbucaro98
| 0
grow a beard?
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notsocrazee
| 0
beards solve everything. look at Jesus, Chuck Norris, and most importantly Zach Galifinakis.
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chino627
| 0
she proposed just hope she don't make u take her last name
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nlang08048
| 0
amazing best qoute ever
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KatrinaKitten
| 16
Wait, wouldn't that mean she would've been cheating on her fiancé? You should tell the guy she's marrying, or maybe just come to the wedding and announce how she betrayed you.
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techweed
| 12
I find this FML difficult to masturbate to
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xxlauruh
| 0
you should one up her and just get a chick pregnant.
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VinegarStrokes
| 0
He should get her pregnant and make the other dude take care of it unknowingly. We'll see how long they last then!
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bingababe
| 16
how is screwing his own life by getting some chick pregnant getting "one up" on her?! #14 had the smarter idea.
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LittleMissLady
| 0
17.. That's a little contradicting considering it wouldn't matter if it was his now ex-girlfriend or the lady from down the street, either way, he's getting a chick pregnant.
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itz_towelie
| 6
getting a girl pregnant will solve any problem
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bingababe
| 16
Well she's obviously sleeping with this "new" guy and if they're getting married he doesn't know about OP.....she will either have to tell her fiancé the child isn't his, or they'll raise the child as theirs. Either way it would clearly be putting her the shit.
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DuRpY
| 5
"putting her the shit?" don't understand this aussie vernacular, but i love it! sidenote: since they're synonyms, would it still be syntactically correct to say, "i shit too much on this waste?"
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bingababe
| 16
haha oops I left out the "in" as in "putting her IN the shit"......
As for the "sidenote" I guess you can say whatever you like :-)
As for the "sidenote" I guess you can say whatever you like :-)
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nerdchic
| 5
so fucking up a child's life for his own pleasure is suppose to be getting one up on her? you should go jump off a cliff for saying that
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xxlauruh
| 0
yeah jumping off a cliff for saying a statement in jest seems reasonable.
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Xxak907xX
| 0
I agree with #14
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Ninjasaurus18
| 9
48- That's what I said.
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
she got tired of waiting for you to pop the question.
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lidemocr
| 0
yup missed the boat
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foilindo
| 0
think of it this way. if you play your cards right, you can be "the other one"!! great success. lol
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WompWompWomp123
| 7
Send her a toaster.
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DropDead77
| 11
re-gift a bread maker
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WompWompWomp123
| 7
Perhaps she's one of those crazy ladies that plan their marriage before the gentleman knows he's about to wed. She probably had her dress and vows prepared the day you two met. Congratulations sir. Perhaps.
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XmyviolentheartX
| 13
Send her a bachelorette present containing a dildo and tell her to go fuck herself. lol.
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HSOMGF
| 5
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a whore. You'll do better in the future.
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MW2nBAKE
| 0
agreed g
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Ann23
| 7
bitch move right there, not only did she go behind your back but she couldn't even tell it your face she had to text it to you !
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ericherr1
| 7
hey beautiful:)
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mintcar
| 9
She's probably made a habit of cheating, and if that's the case then you have nothing to worry about OP. The marriage won't last long.
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hypnotiq_trini
| 0
she got tired of waiting for you :)