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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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You deserved it 2 539

By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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End of the road

By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML

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You deserved it 466

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

marinus_fml 19

Friday 13 May 2011 8:57

At least she informed you :)

HSOMGF 5

Friday 13 May 2011 9:02

Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.

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ppatty 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:12

wow lmao

BadKitty13 28

Friday 13 May 2011 15:11

Time to tell her "fiancee" about her affair with you. Betcha he doesn't marry her !!! Serves her right.

Yeahyouknowww 0

Friday 13 May 2011 15:43

Sharing is caring.

yohooooooo 5

Friday 13 May 2011 16:24

JesterMarcus 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:31

Crash it.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Friday 13 May 2011 16:31

aw FYL op

annihil8or 15

Friday 13 May 2011 16:48

Go crash her wedding, she's got it coming

pt333 3

Friday 13 May 2011 17:18

YDI for doing drugs and forgetting you proposed to her.

InTechniColor_ 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:24

this woman is a friggin genius!!

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 13 May 2011 18:41

who's the groom..... your best friend.

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