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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML

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You deserved it 466

By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

marinus_fml 19

Friday 13 May 2011 8:57

At least she informed you :)

HSOMGF 5

Friday 13 May 2011 9:02

Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.

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FirstOfMay 2

Friday 13 May 2011 19:55

Marriage announcement by mass text? You dodged a bullet. Run. Don't look back.

fertilegod 3

Friday 13 May 2011 22:46

congrats mistress man

monkeymansam 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:19

dude that awky

FYLSLOWLY 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:30

Um, she's not your girlfriend

xxxfallenxangelx 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:31

well someone did.. :

randomosity11 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:58

Hope for the best- someone stole her phone and sent out a fake text.

memeandme 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:10

wow, thats just a bitch move i feel really bad for u, ive been cheated on but this, this is just wow!

hellokeroppi 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 5:59

Indiana!!?!?! woop!!! go colts!!

skinollie 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:13

sleep with her sister, mother, and/or best friend. maybe knock one up...

skinollie 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:15

... I would ;D

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