Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least she informed you :)
HSOMGF 5
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.
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Comments (90)
FirstOfMay 2
Marriage announcement by mass text? You dodged a bullet. Run. Don't look back.
fertilegod 3
congrats mistress man
monkeymansam 0
dude that awky
FYLSLOWLY 0
Um, she's not your girlfriend
xxxfallenxangelx 0
well someone did.. :
randomosity11 3
Hope for the best- someone stole her phone and sent out a fake text.
memeandme 0
wow, thats just a bitch move i feel really bad for u, ive been cheated on but this, this is just wow!
hellokeroppi 5
Indiana!!?!?! woop!!! go colts!!
skinollie 0
sleep with her sister, mother, and/or best friend. maybe knock one up...
skinollie 0
... I would ;D