Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least she informed you :)
HSOMGF 5
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.
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Comments (90)
enonymous 9
Well thank god for that. At least some poor fool took her off your hands. Now we can live life up... leave the toilet seat up. Wear our boxers that we've not had wash since the first George Bush was in office, and cash our checks at the local strip club. life is great my friend
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like your reply, it truly made my day...
Destruct0r 5
just give me the bitch herpes somehow.
riggens7522 0
that's her way of proposing to you.
dreamering 16
So, send another mass text to everyone saying you both are so happy for the incoming baby.
GDIalex 11
Yeah! "Today, my boyfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on his contact list about us, being happy about the incoming child. I'm going to marry another guy in a month, and I'm not even pregnant. Yet. FML"
ChibiGirl5 0
lol
mamaxony 0
yes!!!
Livinia 11
Maybe she's proposing to you...? Nah, she's probably just a cheating, lying bitch.
Sangoku_fml 0
Hi Liv's. Just to say HIiiiiiii. As you've said,You CAN text me to, if you want to talk or laugh , or for what You need to tall about. Take care .
chino627 0
harsh words I think she's proposing to him.... but then again???
jtsmanj 0
somebody likes to jump the gun
gokusaishoku 0
TROLL FACE!!!!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh crazy people. Where would we be without you?
Faleni 4
maybe it was a prank?? I can totally see a friend of mine doing that.
onlyjuan100 0
did you get the text too? maybe announce that your single via Facebook?
nessa0322 0
****...or maybe she's hinting something?
killface93 0
take a shit in the car they plan to drive off in