Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least she informed you :)
HSOMGF 5
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.
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Comments (90)
SpectSelf 0
did she invite you to the wedding? maybe you can be her maid of honor.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Maybe she's just hinting at something..she's saying you have no choice she wants to get married with or without you!
dezinspaaace 0
maybe she's not cheating. maybe she's crazy and planned this wedding without letting you know. either way, fyl op.
GDIalex 11
I suppose you don't remember what did you tell her last night, when you had drunk sex with her... Oops! Sorry, OP, I thought you're not reading. Actually, I think you should meet her and ask about that mass-texting. If she's a *****, then let it be breaking up, if she wants to marry you, than clarify the situation by talking to her. Maybe, it's a prank, maybe, it's her crazy sister, maybe, it's not her phone number and you're mistaken. Maybe, you just want to post something on FML so much that you have even imagined everything yourself. Your life is in your hands, and it depends on you about "How to react". So, I won't say "FYL", because you still have the right to change everything. Or, at least, to make it better. And something about "Kicking some asses": Make love, not war.
gemzroxya 0
maby you should send her a text about your "preg' wife"?
Jasonf6 0
and they say men are scum
CaliGali 9
maybe she was gonna ask u to marry her!
Badshah29 6
u shud get her pregnant if u have the chance!!!
CitrusGirl 0
She sounds desperate.
CitrusGirl 0
combo x4?