Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
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C8H18 33
1. Gay or not, why was he in your bed? 2. That's some strange restraint if he's in love with you and you two have been in bed with each other for years and never tried anything.
hunterseal 18
Did he pretend to be gay or maybe he has realized he is bisexual? If he pretended to be gay to everyone for you there is a serious problem. Overall the lie is weird,I think most straight guys wouldn't want the person they like to think they are gay.
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C8H18 33
1. Gay or not, why was he in your bed? 2. That's some strange restraint if he's in love with you and you two have been in bed with each other for years and never tried anything.
Rebecca Wilson 3
You've never shared a bed with your friends? Used to all the time in high school....
A Frenchy in Eire 31
I don't see the problem. A friend is like a sibling.
Migole 36
Maybe this is a cultural thing? I heard it's not common in the US to have sleep overs at all. In most parts of Europe no one cares. I've slept in the same bed with friends multiple times, same sex and opposite. Even cuddled *gasp*.
squizzlebee 19
I've shared a bed with my friends before when either I or they stay over, both male and female. If you're comfortable with each other then sleeping side by side isn't that strange.
C8H18 33
No, I never let a friend sleep in my bed. The thought never even crossed my mind.
C8H18 33
Never shared a bed with a sibling either. That strikes me as even more weird.
nopey_nope 11
If your close enough to a guy or girl friend wise, I don't see the problem I mean unless you are in a relationship
nopey_nope 11
I don't want to be the one to say it but.....things happen.....when you're.....not entirely....awake....note I am the face of negative thoughts.....but it's not uncommon......
darkangel7410 17
Eh it's not that weird for a girl to sleep in the same bed as a gay best friend. It's not much different then sharing a bed with her girl bff. What strikes me as if it's how he played off as gay for so long unless he's actually bisexual. That's hard to fake for that long.
Emma Marshall 19
..... because she thought he was her GAY best friend. Who cares if he was in her bed?
GhostFox 34
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Wow, time for a restraining order! I really suggest having all your electronics looked over to make sure he didn't do anything to them, checking for cameras, and changing all your locks. Getting a self defense weapon of some kind would also be a good idea. If you live in an apartment complex, inform the manager that he shouldn't be allowed in the building anymore, and explain why. Otherwise, talk to your neighbors and ask them to let you know if they see him around the property. Unfortunately, if he's taken any pictures of you, I don't know of a way to make him get rid of them, unless he does something illegal with them, or you KNOW he has photos he took without your permission in a place you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Also, you should talk to your mutual fitness first- depending on what kind of stalker he is, he could try to either paint you as the villain, get inside your friends' heads and make them think you are over exaggerating, or potentially target them. It might also be a good idea to get counseling- handling a stalker is very emotionally and mentally stressful, and that's when the person has been lying to you the last several years. He also could have done stuff that damaged your ability to gauge what behavior is appropriate, your ability to reality check, and so on. I hope this advice is helpful to you in some way.
interesting33 37
why is this downvoted?
T1A2Z3 35
Because her friend isn't a stalker. She invited him into her house and bed. That's on her.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
Don't know. This might be overreacting but also might be accurate. We have no way to know. I hope the OP knows and potects herself if needed.
yourwifelovesme 25
I have to say even though he's gay I find it odd that you would let him sleep in your bed, with or without you
sweetbliss3 37
why? me and my best friend slept in the same bed a few times and he's not gay. we're just friends. it is possible to want nothing from someone.
hunterseal 18
Did he pretend to be gay or maybe he has realized he is bisexual? If he pretended to be gay to everyone for you there is a serious problem. Overall the lie is weird,I think most straight guys wouldn't want the person they like to think they are gay.
Glowworm56 27
Somebody needs to learn that pulling this sort of crap only works in movies and that this will only make their friendship fall apart, not blossom into something else.
Moerighan 23
Is his name chuck or Larry?
somedudesomewher 29
So if he pretended to be gay then that means that he is not actually gay.. ryt. Now, even though I see the icon showing you to be male, this is probably untrue, since, if you were indeed a man, he would have to be gay to fall in love with you. But since he is probably straight, you must be a woman. Now tell me exactly why he was sleeping on your bed again?
Tsumetai_ 11
the icon may show up male but i've noticed on alot of stories the icons don't match, it's a bug. i've seen on other stories where the OP comments that they clicked on the right icon only to have it show up the opposite on their fml's.
Sandra B 1
Mercy! LMBO
TaoShaman 24
A lot of people sleep in the same bed as their friends, even opposite gender friends. Some people are more okay with it if the friend is gay because they wouldn't be attracted to them. It really depends on the people involved and their relationship. Sleeping in the same bed isn't automatically a sex or romance thing. It's pretty common. The bigger issue is how disturbing it is that someone would lie like that just to get close to someone.
darkangel7410 17
FINALLY someone who gets it. I really don't understand what's so hard to understand about why letting a friend sleep in your bed is not weird.
jensensbooty 6
Why were you letting a guy sleep in your bed gay or not gay?!!