Keep it down

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 20:00

Today, in the middle of one of the worst migraines of the year, I asked my wife if she could kindly stop trying to tell me about the latest neighbourhood gossip at 130 decibels. Cue her loudly nagging in my ear about how I’m mean for not wanting to spend time with her anymore. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 08:00

Today, my wife told me to stop talking about my depression, in case the neighbours hear and think she’s a bad wife for not being able to keep me happy. FML

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Compassionate

By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 12:01 - Australia - Carnegie

Today, I tried to speak to my wife about my feelings for this coming year, family and work. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as I regularly listen and support her with her feelings, emotional issues, anxiety, depression, etc. She shut me down in 30 seconds and said to stop acting like my mother and being so stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 21:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML

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That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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How the turntables…

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 04:00

Today, after two years of working from home, and being bugged by a relative every five minutes as I tried to work, I turned the tables by asking her something. I promptly got chewed out for interrupting something she was doing. FML

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Yapping

By Mud - 27/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my wife yet again started nagging me about a project I've been working on. With every single whiny word spewed from her yap, I could feel my excitement diminish, until it was replaced entirely with resentment and a craving for beer. FML

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Dominance

By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 00:02

Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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The main antagonist

By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 06:00

Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML

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Nutso

By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 12 October 2021 22:11

NEIGHBOURHOOD GOSSIP!!! KAREN DOWN THE STREET PUT OUT HER HUSBAND AND SHE’S USING IT FOR SYMPATHY TO GET EVERYONE TO BUY HER DAUGHTER’S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS! DON’T BUY FROM KAREN, BUY FROM SUSAN! SUSAN IS HEAD OF THE HOA AND WE NEED TO BE ON HER GOOD SIDE SO SHE APPROVES OUR PROPOSAL TO MAKE THE JOHNSONS REPAINT THEIR HOUSE FROM THAT AWFUL CREAMY BEIGE COLOR THAT DOESNT MATCH THE APPROVED SHADE OF BEIGE ON THE LIST OF ALLOWED HOME COLORS! WHAT?! STOP PRETENDING YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE AND LISTEN TO ME! THIS IS IMPORTANT!

lizardlover95 7

Wednesday 13 October 2021 1:48

if a child can learn to use an indoor voice so can she

Comments

Dumbum123 19

Tuesday 12 October 2021 20:50

Okay, it could be the format that I'm reading this but I still don't know what your wife was talking about. The neighbourhood what?

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 12 October 2021 22:11

george1986 7

Wednesday 13 October 2021 5:55

that's exactly how it went lol

Dumbum123 19

Wednesday 13 October 2021 13:12

Thank you.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 21:22

Who asked you to marry a jet engine? Is that even legal?

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 12 October 2021 21:59

FYL for her not respecting your request to lower her voice but you could have asked her more respectfully. Also, did you tell her you have a migraine? Have you been distant with her before this? Did you know she didn't have an indoor voice before marrying her? I need more information before I can vote.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 12 October 2021 22:15

Ugh I’m with someone who YELLS normal conversations all the time and there’s no way I can ever ask nicely enough. I try to ask as nicely as possible and get my head bitten off every time because I guess it means I’m embarrassed of them? Idk it’s something some of us need to deal with. Some of us just prefer our decibels to come at us in the normal range, I guess, but others prefer things...on another level.