By Anonymous - 14/9/2020 05:02

The Summoner

Today, I've lived in my apartment for over 5 years with no bugs, as I'm phobic of them. I broke up with my ex, who smirked at me and declared war. I now have thousands of roaches that I can't get rid of. Coincidence? FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Yes. The roaches heard you were single and decided to make their move on you. They have lots of confidence considering how short they are.

They might listen to Tom Cruise motivational tapes.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Yes. The roaches heard you were single and decided to make their move on you. They have lots of confidence considering how short they are.

They might listen to Tom Cruise motivational tapes.

By  JasonThorn  |  18

Go to Amazon for "Advion Syngenta Cockroach Gel Bait" and BUY IT. I had an infestation of roaches I brought from my apartment, got this stuff.

Killed them all, haven't seen one since. You'll be sweeping up/vacuuming up dead roaches for a few days, but keep using it.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Yes. She left, and your powers as an entomancer were awakened at the same time.

By the way... what was your secret before the roaches came calling? Five years with no bugs? I get like a dozen creepy crawlies in my place as soon as I open a window.