New deal

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 690
You deserved it 281

Same thing different taste

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So... why was he doing this in front of her??

Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.

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So... why was he doing this in front of her??

ErvaMarrie 5

Why would he do it behind her back 👀👀🤷🏾‍♀️

bloopaloop 27

You lost your girl and the money, HAHA!

Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.

slowhandjp 16

I just looked up “offered me $100”, and what do you know, two matching FMLs, word for word.

If a FML is missing user info and just has a date, it’s rehashed. It’s like they are using old ones to populate the page since submissions seem to have slowed.

I guess she needed the money more then she needed you.

Was it a joke or did you guys actually breakup?

Spend the money, then get back together!