By zzarzzur - 22/05/2015 06:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
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I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

Can she pop out a ping pong ball?

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I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

That talent is developed. It requires really strong muscles, meaning she's been training those muscles. Either by herself or with someone else. That's why it's a known 'talent' of Thai prostitutes (I believe they were Thai anyway) to launch ping pong balls that way.

I'd pay to see it. But just once. In person. From a distance. Like watching Shamu at Sea World from the back row, because I don't wanna get splashed.

Can she pop out a ping pong ball?

I wonder if she's related to Winona Ryder

Well, at least you can keep up your calcium levels.

Nice, you can now eat and drink at the same time now!

*slowly pours glass of milk in the sink*

I think I just died a little. Thats hilarious.

I'll never look at milk the same way.......

Well I'm not putting milk in my coffee now.

That sure adds pizzazz to having a bowl of cereal.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa,

1 girl 1 cup...of milk? Ahh fuck, goodbye appetite.

wait. so how does the milk even get into her vagina?

Some questions are better left unanswered.

So that she can shoot it out of there, obviously.

Why? Veaties. The Breakfast of Champions. This is something Bruce Jenner will endorse once he completes his transformation.

Good lord 32...really?

Pretty sure one week is way too early to be showing off her freakish "talent"

I thought the same thing.

I was thinking 2 maybe 3 weeks at the earliest.

On the other hand, it can be a good strategy to just put all the weirdness out there right away. Sure, it might scare them away, but if it doesn't, you know you can be yourself.

I've heard of breast feeding, but vagina feeding is new to me.