Carry On Milking

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 18:00

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Today, my wife admitted she has fallen in love with a guy who delivers milk and other dairy to our local shop. She is literally cheating on me with the milkman. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What is figurative cheating? If you mean the cliché of ******* the milkman, it's a pretty cheesy one.

Who else has the Cell Block Tango in their heads now (thanks to the part about a woman killing her husband for yelling at her for "screwing the milkman")? :D

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What is figurative cheating? If you mean the cliché of ******* the milkman, it's a pretty cheesy one.

Marcella1016 31

No idea why, but that gave me some kind of gross visual that I have no idea how to describe.

Who else has the Cell Block Tango in their heads now (thanks to the part about a woman killing her husband for yelling at her for "screwing the milkman")? :D