Haha, that's so punny.

You are hereby charged with the shocking offence of making bad puns.

1- He knows watt hertz.

i shoot "lightning" from my ass.

21- Which would lead me to believe you spew random shit from your mouth.

no i simply did not want to strain myself trying to come up with a lousy pun that someone else already said. besides i spew shit from my ears anyway.

meh electric fences don't hurt all that much. the best prank by far tho is to tell a little kid to go take a piss on the fence.

For that last comment that wouldent work 1 horse electric fences arnt high enough voltage to travel that far and 2nd when men urinate it's not a main stream it breaks up as we pee the current would have to travel thru the air therefore still not enough voltage. Also what is the op 4 ? The fences dont hurt it's on avg 10-30 volt witch is nothing

DON'T WHIZ ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!

47 - I take it you've never seen the email about the bloke who whizzed on an electric fence? No pun intended but the photos were quite literally shocking. Don't do it. Just don't.

1) Break the fence 2) Wait for sister to turn it on 3) Turn it back on when she touches it 4) ????? 5) Profit

your brother was right it was probably freaking funny

The same thing happens when you hold two guitars by the necks, around the strings that are plugged in... Never hold a friends guitar without unplugging it -___-

I'd do it back to him

Actually, for a horse fence, it's not as powerful to us as it is to them. I've once put my hand on an electric horse fence and had the other on the horse, by accident I promise, and made the horse jump from the current going through it, so it shouldn't have hurt OP that much.

A horse is a BIG animal, I'm fairly sure the electricity frying it's insides won't hurt it quite as much as it frying a human being.

I've been shocked a few times, the stronger fences feel like being punched in the chest. It's really not pleasant.

true

Depends on the strength of the fencer Horse fences and wiring are usually weaker than cattle fences. I've been zapped by horse fencer, which isn't bad, and a cattle fence, which actually left burns...

I like the way you think.

Win!

Family loves to make life suck just a little bit more sometimes.