New one

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML
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Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

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Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

Maybe he was just skipping to the creampie.

Is he Greek? They have very tasty yogurt.

No they don’t

It will balance the pH...

It's better than "I was hoping for something live and active down there."

Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

Wow. What the fuck was your man thinking. Maybe he was going to eat it out of you or something?

This idiot has no concept of consent *or* yeast infections. Methinks OP can do better.

Yogurt helps yeast infections go away

Poured yogurt? Have ya’ll ever tried to ‘pour’ yogurt? And was she doing a headstand?