New one

By Anonymous - 07/02/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML
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lovelyhippos 15
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Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

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Steve Knight 13
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Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

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lovelyhippos 15
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Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

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Kraths 16

Maybe he was just skipping to the creampie.

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ahabsfan 14
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Is he Greek? They have very tasty yogurt.

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zhawk316 5

No they don’t

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fjvitt 14
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It will balance the pH...

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RichardPencil 30
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It's better than "I was hoping for something live and active down there."

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Steve Knight 13
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Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

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J15237 25

Wow. What the fuck was your man thinking. Maybe he was going to eat it out of you or something?

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Pycnogonida 16
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This idiot has no concept of consent *or* yeast infections. Methinks OP can do better.

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AnaBae 5

Yogurt helps yeast infections go away

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purplepixie23 16
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Poured yogurt? Have ya’ll ever tried to ‘pour’ yogurt? And was she doing a headstand?

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