By Anonymous - 7/2/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

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Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML

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By lovelyhippos | 14

#7880543 - Friday 7 February 2020 20:02

Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

By Steve Knight | 12

#7880638 - Saturday 8 February 2020 6:21

Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

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By lovelyhippos | 14

#7880543 - Friday 7 February 2020 20:02

Where did he get the yogurt from? Did you not notice him stop to go get yogurt?

By Kraths | 8

#7880555 - Friday 7 February 2020 20:41

Maybe he was just skipping to the creampie.

By ahabsfan | 14

#7880558 - Friday 7 February 2020 21:15

Is he Greek? They have very tasty yogurt.

zhawk316 | 4

#7880569 - Friday 7 February 2020 22:10

No they don’t

By fjvitt | 12

#7880559 - Friday 7 February 2020 21:19

It will balance the pH...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7880621 - Saturday 8 February 2020 1:43

It's better than "I was hoping for something live and active down there."

By Chelsea Grice | 5

#7880629 - Saturday 8 February 2020 4:16

By Steve Knight | 12

#7880638 - Saturday 8 February 2020 6:21

Gives a new meaning to yoplait.

By J15237 | 16

#7881303 - Monday 10 February 2020 21:24

Wow. What the fuck was your man thinking. Maybe he was going to eat it out of you or something?

By Pycnogonida | 16

#7881307 - Monday 10 February 2020 21:29

This idiot has no concept of consent *or* yeast infections. Methinks OP can do better.

By purplepixie23 | 15

#7881997 - Wednesday 12 February 2020 22:35

Poured yogurt? Have ya’ll ever tried to ‘pour’ yogurt? And was she doing a headstand?