By zzarzzur - 22/05/2015 06:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
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lysx84 24

I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

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ellymae96 25

She only does it with milk? Or all beverages, like orange juice too.? ?

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mergeterge 24

I wonder if she's actually tried it out and logically decided upon milk because other drinks (like orange juice) are too acidic... How much thought was put into this so called talent??

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MasterTron 24

I don't want to know.

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chocolatejunebug 9

Oh. My. God. I'd pay to see that. Hell, I wanna try that!

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Chiharo 15

I don't even want to know what made her get that. .....talent.....

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iRambo 12

Hey, don't drink the strawberry milk.

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mohner 9

Surprised no one asked. Is she a stripper?

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nitrog100 21

1 week in and you've already seen her ******. It appears you're winning at relationships, so just roll with it.

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mergeterge 24

pretty sure people these days can see a woman's ****** before making the dating relationship official...

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Algorithm 24

The fact that you consider that the determining factor of what makes a good relationship is why you're single.

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ChibiChick25 8

Someone might have a questionable past.

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Squirter".

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ADBurns 22

Good bye girlfriend or hello home made milkshakes?

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