By zzarzzur - 22/05/2015 06:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML
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lysx84 24

I often wonder how people discover such talents. I suspect far too much free time...

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MrZsDad 19

At least she isn't using her vag to make dairy products.

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themouseman1212 16

Are you sure it's milk and not an accumulation of priors? Yeesh.

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steam_engenius 21

Of course, only a dude who has no understanding of vaginas or physics would say this.

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vlalam 24

make sure she doesn't have access to any bullets or knives.. that can hurt u too.. lol

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mustangbravo 27

Ripley's believe it or not needs to be called here people!

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gamernation89 10

Haha that's really funny but I can see why you would be freaked out and maybe she was just joking with you

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vikky538 28

How the milk got there in first place.?

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NickThunder 12

Girlfriend of a week lmao that sucks dude

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