About Sarcasmwins
I'm no meteorologist but it sure is raining bitches. All the flavours in the world and you choose to be salty.
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend at his place, taking advantage of having the house to ourselves. Out of the blue, his mother, who already hates me, came in and caught us in the act. Now she hates me twice as much for desecrating her house. And she'll hate me triple when she finds out I'm pregnant. FML

By Val - / Sunday 2 July 2017 21:00 / Argentina
By oh for f*cks sake - / Monday 20 March 2017 12:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
By BathroomDweller - / Monday 20 March 2017 20:00 / United States - Omaha
By chronic - / Sunday 12 March 2017 02:00 /
By Husband - / Monday 13 March 2017 18:00 /