By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
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organizse 28

Yikes, skipped orange and went straight for lobster

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jdibartolo1 12

burns doesn't it

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JazzHandsFML 28

op must've been pretty red faced about her stupidity

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Swandive235 27

Yeah, but just go lay out in the sun for awhile and tan. I am one of those people that tan very easily, so cratch that first part.

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organizse 28

Yikes, skipped orange and went straight for lobster

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mmmxr 11

Op got sun bleached! Now She can go party with Craig mammalton.

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funsizedliz 16

YDI bc you weren't born with beautiful tan skin like me.

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mmmxr 11

Seriously you sound like and idiot and act like your 10. For a 19 year old you've got a whole lot of growing up to do.

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TheGolfGTI 24

#60 Being a troll is not really tolerated on this site.

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shemademedoit 20

#60 is not a troll. she does that a lot and also thinks sexually

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OhYouMad 12

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

As a half ginger I can confirm that this is 100% true with any amount of red hair.

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eagleriverjohn 24

I only have a small amount of red hair, they are basically natural highlights and I can confirm what 51 said. Just being in the sun for short amounts of time my skin turns red.

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mukduk 21

My friend is half back half ginger with some red highlights in her hair. She's the only ginger I know who can tan very easily.

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ughed 14

at least the tan will last you the whole summer

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gearhead369 20

A little research could go a really long way

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ohSNAPyall 26

Yeah, it could have warned her, but a tanning salon professional also could and should have.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Yep, it may have even taught her that sunbeds are skin-cancer-licious.

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jgwyh 18

Nothing like a good camouflage for summer

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Im2Shy 16

Being a redhead myself, I learned at a very young age that we burn at lightning speed. Sorry OP but you should have already known what just 10 minutes can do.

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_kyleG_ 34

In my medical internship I learned that -itis means to be inflamed. You are literally walking case of Gingivitis.

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LavenderParadise 2

itis- inflammation how does that describe a sunburn? -.-

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Alle29 14

Ginger and sunburnt. You poor thing.

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xygen 19

Maybe the op likes being redheaded. Some girls look amazing with red hair.

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MrConcise 34

Natural redheads are a turnoff to me, I dunno why people like it personally. It's never dark enough to be an actual "red", it's usually just this nasty washed orange color. Dyed red hair is different, but then they don't have the pale skin and freckles that usually accompany natural red hair. I guess I'm just a hater.

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littlekellilee 45

My hair is naturally a dark brown that turns deep red in the sun. I have pale skin and freckles. I was told in Palm Springs that the desert is no place for me. I find people that dislike red hair a turn off.

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MrConcise 34

I should've made it clearer, the lack of pale skin and freckles is a plus. I'm into that middle-eastern or South American look. Dyed red hair looks bomb AF that way.

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