Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"
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TxKitten79
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I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.
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BurnInDemonFire
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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"
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weaboo
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Yeah well you’re not really going to explode
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BurnInDemonFire
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Someone's never heard of spontaneous combustion.
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TxKitten79
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I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.
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BurnInDemonFire
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Funnier if he giggled like Poppin' Fresh.