FML : Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might...

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML

I agree, your life sucks

That could've happened to me

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 December 2018 16:00 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7744506 - Friday 28 December 2018 18:44

"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

By TxKitten79 | 8

#7744961 - Saturday 29 December 2018 16:14

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7744506 - Friday 28 December 2018 18:44

"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

By weaboo | 12

#7744740 - Saturday 29 December 2018 8:21

Yeah well you’re not really going to explode

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7745050 - Saturday 29 December 2018 19:48

Someone's never heard of spontaneous combustion.

By TxKitten79 | 8

#7744961 - Saturday 29 December 2018 16:14

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7745051 - Saturday 29 December 2018 19:50

Funnier if he giggled like Poppin' Fresh.

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