By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML
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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.

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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

Yeah well you’re not really going to explode

Someone's never heard of spontaneous combustion.

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.

Funnier if he giggled like Poppin' Fresh.