By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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klol_fml 11

The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.

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kAPISH 29
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Bark at them like it were you all the time.

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klol_fml 11

The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.

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AFCA020 4
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Maybe it's been full moon? ....

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Kingbreezy04 10
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That can't be right, Teen Wolf still lived at home with his parents. Or he grew up, moved out and became..........Adult Wolf. Parkinson's doesn't affect him in wolf form.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

#1- Maybe the mob came after having have killed the dog and they just wanted to inform OP. "I don't have a dog.... Anymore."

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KindaFunnyRight 8
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Still trying to understand 41's comment…

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Pleonasm 35
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Maybe you misheard. Maybe they weren't saying "Shut up your dog!" And instead saying "They took our jooooooooooobs!" "Dey tuk r juuuuuuuuubs!"

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Eluveitie 9
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We know you can do better than that, Pleo.

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MidnaLink 33
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Pleo thumbed down! What is the world coming to! Although in this case I can see why…

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tygerarmy 35
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Rabble rabble rabble!

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windfuelsfire 10
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I don't think it's pleos life mission, or anyone else that has decent confidence, to please the fickle fml voters

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FastidiousPear 6
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It's nobody's life mission per se, but it CAN ruin your morning

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Satoaoi 13

lol at southpark reference and lol at rabble rabble rabble

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TheZee 12
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lol at your comment...

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magymofucka 9
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maybe you should get one. at least they'll be angry for a real reason, lol.

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kourtnii_ 6

Or you could just tell/show them you don't own a dog..

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danielhartlesss 13
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Plus they would have new puppy, which is great because its impossible to have a bad day with a new puppy.

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mb2_native 15
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31, as long as it ain't a chihuahua, those little anklebiters are annoying :/ and fast.. And hop when they bark and fly backwards when they bite.

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misty11111111 4
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Could you define "ain't"? I'm not sure it's a word

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BigL99 20
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Troll dog strikes again!

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kAPISH 29
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Bark at them like it were you all the time.

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reborndarkangel 9

Time to get a Dog!

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BlowinChronic 18
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Maybe they just really don't like you and came up with some bullshit reason to come to your house as a mob. You must have really pissed someone off.

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Mideoyeo 12
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Time to start howling OP!

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Bostern 29

Sounds like a 'ruff' encounter.

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andyyroxx 20
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Howl he deal with it next time?

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FFML_314 11

Take a shit in their yards.

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shorty6823 28
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And what would that solve?

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mb2_native 15
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Nothing, but it would funny as hell to see their expressions while/after you take a dump in their yard.

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FFML_314 11

I didn't realize this was a puzzle? I wasn't aware that OP was trying to solve anything.

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