Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By baddormgirl - 19/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

VVeetard 8

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

take hold of your balls before they fall off

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nikkiopolis 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:20

lmao funniest one I heard yet!

bellacatdaydream 0

Friday 10 June 2011 17:57

free yourself before it's too late!

Herropreez17 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:50

Quick!!! Get this man to an PS3 and some COD Black Ops STAT!!! (An X Box will also work)

dolphingirl46559 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:59

Glee is amazing so y r u complaining...just admit tht ur a gleek cuz if u care about finn and rachel then ur definately a gleek :)

StMolotov 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:50

been there done that bro

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:45

well it shows that ur a good bf for watching it with her

Trencher98 4

Friday 1 July 2011 16:07

Glee is awesome!

shinrawr 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:33

SPOILER ALERT

TheOtherMakona 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 14:07

I have a friend that watched the first 2 seasons in 2 days. He was THAT bored. O.o

clumsylittleme 11

Monday 18 July 2011 9:54

hahahaha. this FML just made my day!!

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