FML : Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman...

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Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Adoptee - / Sunday 22 May 2011 23:09 / United Kingdom

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By amrik | 11

#2552202 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption

By nate_msm | 0

#2552283 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:16

it's neither op's mum ate it

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By badbe | 0

#2552177 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:04

Wonder why she gave you up then, eh?

Flutist | 3

#2552582 - Monday 23 May 2011 10:55

Her father was not a vampire.

Zakirsd_fml | 5

#2553120 - Monday 23 May 2011 14:27

She couldn't find the right wine to eat her with?

Takador | 3

#2553845 - Monday 23 May 2011 18:29

*Britsh accent* Silly Americans with their greasy food!

Mauskau | 35

#2556003 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

wikkedphuka | 0

#2556997 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:58

all i can say is this comment is mean as fuk ughh u need ur klit chopped off

MiuDiorLouboutin | 0

#2557361 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:36

Canadian, eh?

Flutist | 3

#2559805 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 2:48

I understand the comment might have seemed mean, but it does kind of make you wonder why the Op's mom gave her up all those years ago? Oh, well, no skin off my back. "All I can say is this comment is mean as fuck. Ugh, you need to have your clit chopped off."

By officeradvil | 8

#2552199 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

the real FML is that OP is American.

By amrik | 11

#2552202 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption

lmfao_shame | 9

#2552767 - Monday 23 May 2011 12:07

amen to that.

exotramp | 5

#2552793 - Monday 23 May 2011 12:10

hahaha WIN!!

carnage1108 | 0

#2553118 - Monday 23 May 2011 14:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

niki74_fml | 0

#2553340 - Monday 23 May 2011 16:08

lol so true!!

DelPiero10 | 0

#2556235 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:04

true that

goodevilgenius | 5

#2567865 - Thursday 26 May 2011 16:03

No kidding. Really dodged a bullet on that one.

By spasticsam717 | 9

#2552221 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:07

what has this world come to...

devileyekill | 0

#2552381 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:44

yes I read all of that!

BellBungle | 2

#2552519 - Monday 23 May 2011 10:20

Yeah, I also read all of that!

DropDead77 | 11

#2552546 - Monday 23 May 2011 10:43

I did too!

btnhdude | 0

#2552551 - Monday 23 May 2011 10:45

i didn't.
maybe I did.
what the fuck did you guys read?!?!

btnhdude | 0

#2552560 - Monday 23 May 2011 10:46

ooooh you guys read twilight
no I didn't read that shit

iamtwiggyme | 0

#2552604 - Monday 23 May 2011 11:05

39 yes, if the entirety of Twilight is written on her bathroom mirror.

btnhdude | 0

#2552616 - Monday 23 May 2011 11:16

ooh I see

your name should be "iamwittyme" instead

ishmail2000 | 4

#2552899 - Monday 23 May 2011 12:48

I read it too. And I have something clever to go in your box........ (Sorry, too easy!)

HayleyTheFish | 0

#2553041 - Monday 23 May 2011 13:39

nice! and I read it all too xD

HayleyTheFish | 0

#2553052 - Monday 23 May 2011 13:41

#61 legend! xD

By Pokeemon | 3

#2552223 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

you must be mighty sexy then

krazygirl100 | 9

#2558194 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:07

smosh rocks

By rattusrattus | 18

#2552232 - Monday 23 May 2011 9:09

Ouch, OP.
On the other hand, you do have another set of parents who are hopefully less embarressing, unlike most children of Twilight obsessed mothers...