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She couldn't find the right wine to eat her with?
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Show it anywayCanadian, eh?
the real FML is that OP is American.
if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption
hahaha WIN!!
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Show it anywaylol so true!!
true that
No kidding. Really dodged a bullet on that one.
yes I read all of that!
Yeah, I also read all of that!
I did too!
I read it too. And I have something clever to go in your box........ (Sorry, too easy!)
nice! and I read it all too xD
#61 legend! xD
you must be mighty sexy then
smosh rocks
Ouch, OP. On the other hand, you do have another set of parents who are hopefully less embarressing, unlike most children of Twilight obsessed mothers...
So is twilight only popular/ hated in America?
lol stupid americans
Why do you think she's that big? She keeps watching twilight over and over.
At least she's not a Glee fan
So your not chubby, but your a "huuuuuuge" fan? ;p
I feel so bad for you OP. But hey, look on the bright side. At least your biological mother isn't the one that raised you.
bright side. no but it dose sparkle;)
Half empty or Half full?
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if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption
it's neither op's mum ate it