By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
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...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

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oh, that's fail XD poor you.

yeah poor OP, but...that is an EPIC EPIC win of a shirt :D

my all time favorite FML

LMFAO i wanna know where you got that shirt

tshirthell.com sells that one.

Isn't that ironic.

haha wow that sucks

No the OP's GF does

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Your picture just about explains it all. FAIL

no oral sex idiot

Naw, sperms help make chillins... In that sense last night

* it sent before i said post. his potential chillins died on his girlfriends face!

No, he meant sperm was on the daughters' face.

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

too bad that you can't appreciate that it's a free country and that people being people offends your sensibilities. i hear russia is nice this time of year.

Don't b a hater bro, he can wear whatever he wants as long as he's wearing something

Psh, clothes are for the weak.

I'm with you bro.

Why the hell do you own a shirt like that? Way to find ways to be disrespectful even speaking. YDI all the way.

I want that shirt :| even though I don't produce semen, I would wear it sooo much.

Neither do I but i would definintly buy it too!

Wouldn't that be "Thousands of your son's potential children died on my face last night" haha

do u go to west side??

Oh god, that's hilarious. Insta-Favorite for you.

#4- I seriously hope you were kidding. If not, I'll just explain that he was alluding to cumming on a girl's face. OP-YDI for ever wearing a shirt like that in public.

that is an awesome shirt! lmao