Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By baddormgirl - 19/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

VVeetard 8

Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

take hold of your balls before they fall off

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weird_little_kid 0

Friday 27 May 2011 11:55

I love glee

Alecia23 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:05

OMG I was pissed about the finn and rachael thing too >:( lol

weird_little_kid 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:25

I find Britts character the funniest of all.. She makes that character work so well!!

mrme442 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:48

omg I'm about to be forced to do the same thing maybe............

hottie_ogden 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:12

OMG STUPID FINN IDC BOUT RACHEL BUT Y DID FINN DUMP QUINN QUINN IS WAYYYYY HOTTER

Meowfml 8

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:21

Those shows really suck you in to feel sorry for the characters. Just admit it. It's relatively good show only because of the drama.

Daviddwd 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:14

oh no he di'int. oh **** it happened to me too

camlz 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:48

my mom made me watch it with her.

Vampgirl202 4

Monday 6 June 2011 9:32

I like Finn. Rachel is not a condescending bitch she just knows where she's going in like and does what she has to to get there.

jdav584 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:42

uve been corrupted

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 8 June 2011 20:25

Lmao

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