Geek: Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her....

By why me - 22/05/2011 23:09

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:06

now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick

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Monday 23 May 2011 9:08

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amyrules99 7

Friday 10 February 2012 3:29

Glee is awesome!!! You're gf is one smart cookie! :P

hryffff 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 3:45

Nobody likes Rachel good for finn

rob02 19

Monday 1 July 2013 20:32

baristalbc 18

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:00

Glee! SUCKS, but no worries, Finn overdosed and died

ShellyLahey 14

Monday 9 June 2014 18:45

So how is this an FML? Glee is an amazing show! What's so wrong with it?

DemiOne 5

Monday 21 September 2015 7:25

good man. watch that shit with your lady!

JaysBae 19

Thursday 8 October 2015 22:12

Lol omgeeeeeee OP I laughed so hard at this!! Its cute tho that you watched with her!! ♥♥♥ you really love her...and btw I was mad she did tooooooo!

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