By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

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turtles1321 0

hot plus hot times hot to the power of hot =hot and pics or didn't happen ......no seriously pics :D

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Kimitte 1

Thumbs me down, but I'm sick of those "first!" comments! NO ONE CARES! DAMN!

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bugmenotmofo 34

gee- torn between "that's hot" and "pics or it didn't happen"

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Kingdutch 3

That's hot, but only if we get pics, otherwise it didn't happen.

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sammehjennifer 0

Sorry bro, but your sister did save you from a *****. It's her problem now. And that is kind of gross on your sisters side like... Thats your sloppy seconds. But just move on.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

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baby_love 0

haha, my thoughts exactly :) fyl

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ravinderkaler 0

thats exactly what the guy who commented was referring to: bisexuals. only problem is it would be incest. so stop talking like u know everything.

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Crasken 0

hey man, incest can make it that much more fun ;)

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Mustardnight 3

Ravin, are you questioning my intelligence? I know all and see all.

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Crasken 0

exactly, wincest ftw

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infantry831 0

you suck man. kick rocks or beat your face pick one

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iplaywow 0

.......................um, ah, well the being left part sucks but....."eww"?.....

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iRuth 0

Wow. At first when I read this I thought you said that your boyfriend left you for your sister (which I would understand) then I reread it and realized... it wasn't your girlfriend.

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MrHighlight 0

I did the exact same thing

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Chelsee_fml 0

aww :-( poor you. But 10 points to your sister

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iplaywow 0

well i guess it would depend on two things: 1. is the sister hot? 2. are they down for it? if so then threesome FTW

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spermonyourface 0

so many people up for incest well I never get a grip

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writergirl23 19

I know, people are so willing to suggest incest for complete strangers but when it comes to doing it with their own, ewww. Hypocrites. Incest is disgusting.

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LongLuk 0

be lucky it wasn't your brother

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dudeitsdanny 9

It somehow seems like it's not worse when they leave you for the other sex.. You're not doing anything wrong, it's just their preference. It's probably just as bad, but it's what it seems like. Anyways, this is gonna be awkward at family reunions, eh? =)

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DisappearingRose 18

Haha yeah I agree. I broke up with my boyfriend for his brother. Therefore, F my ex's life

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eb0ny 15

What do you mean "be thankful it wasn't her brother". How is it different. She cheated on him, it doesn't matter if it was with a girl.

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OMGoriginality 0

YDI for having a toothbrush

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kickle127 0

wtf #12?? How does a toothbrush fit into this?? But anyway that really sucks :/

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mushoo_fml 0

@56, (sorry to have to do this, but) that's what she said...

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CableX17 0

these comments=win

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