Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking...

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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You deserved it 3 865

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 222

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 220

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 758

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 673

By Cody1324 - 04/12/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML

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You deserved it 400

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 781

You deserved it 92

By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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You deserved it 4 238

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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You deserved it 3 800

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 828

You deserved it 2 796

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 721

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:32

Threesome? Oh the incest....

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darry107 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:03

WTF this is just like my FML you ******* stealer!!! wat ever this probably is better…

kemar7856 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:15

Tell your mom

Loveya448 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:19

That'll be a story to tell the kids.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 9:18

She forgot to tell you about her playtime with me, too.

minor_threat 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:45

Win.

purple91 8

Monday 28 December 2009 10:03

Brilliant :)

fairies633 8

Monday 28 December 2009 11:00

that's just wrong on so many levels...you should pimp slap that bitch...stupid hoe

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:04

Sweet

Mustardnight 3

Monday 28 December 2009 11:28

Ill say it again: bi-*******- sexuals retards,".

mushoo_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:40

Yes, what he needs right now is to think about how good his sister is in bed...

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:28

BANANA!

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML

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Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML

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Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML

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Today, my daughter's quirkiness and eccentricities may have gone to a whole new level when her school faculty described her as "no stranger to LSD". She's 5. FML

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Same thing different taste

Get your facts straight

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

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