Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Top comments
Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
darry107 0
WTF this is just like my FML you ******* stealer!!! wat ever this probably is better…
kemar7856 0
Tell your mom
Loveya448 0
That'll be a story to tell the kids.
JohnnyTheFox 0
She forgot to tell you about her playtime with me, too.
minor_threat 0
Win.
purple91 8
Brilliant :)
fairies633 8
that's just wrong on so many levels...you should pimp slap that bitch...stupid hoe
AntiChrist7 0
Sweet
Mustardnight 3
Ill say it again: bi-*******- sexuals retards,".
mushoo_fml 0
Yes, what he needs right now is to think about how good his sister is in bed...
ImASHMARTcookie 0
BANANA!