Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
shaniqualee 2
Hahaha, they probably we're all like "we're going out to grab a quick munch" or "We're going to go do an activity like fur trading" or "I'm going to use a strap on on your sister!"
mizzamalluver 0
and your a girl?
shrdlu 28
Similar thing happened to me in HS except my gf didn't leave me for my sister, just for "a friend" and women in general. I agree with #43 - it's not like she left you because of anything you did or didn't do, or because you are or aren't a jock - it's not your fault at all. I know it still hurts like hell tho -- especially as in this case you'll probably keep running into her. FYL
sexpanther10 0
hey thats awesome maybe u can get a threesome out of it
ImKindaAmazing 0
way to go sis!
tonyihopness 0
hahaha fyl man
joelynnsick 0
haha that sucks for you. haha. but I love bisexuals. hahaha. :)
tennisaddict5393 0
that blowssss. whatta hoe
iplaywow 0
sorry but it cannot blow because there is no dick now
lbdancing 2
HAH 169
Cocopops_fml 0
WIN WIN
volleyballie32 0
oh, im sorry about that. your ex might have used you just to get close to your sister. if she does, i can kinda understand because i am a lesbian myself. I know it sucks of how things is going, but do you want your sister and ur ex to be happy? ask this to yourself, do you want a girl to keep dating you to make u happy but she is unhappy the whole time? dont worry, you'll find another girl. to be honest with you, i am going thru the similiar situtation. my ex gf left me because she wants to date her coworker. and her coworker is an old man about in his late 40's and hes ugly. my ex said that she would never date or have sex with him. but she lied. it sucks. FML.
quarty165 0
ok what?! i don't care about your sexual orientation, but don't tell him to think about their happiness like what the ex did is some noble thing or even something excusable because of sexual orientation. Using people to get to their siblings or friends or anyone is not ok. end of story.
yuck101 0
What the hell are you talking about? His girlfriend dumped him for his sibling and his sibling accepted it. Both of those girls are total bitches and you would be too if you did anything like it. He shouldn't hope they're happy, he should hope they both get hit by a bus. It pisses me off when ppl use their bisexuality as an excuse to do horrible, immoral things..
nathaniax3 0
lmao sucks for u