Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Top comments
Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
niadanac1 3
Well, atleast we know that someone in the family is good in bed.
laughoutloud 0
dude that's nasty
jennay8288 1
no its not. its a bummer for the boy though.
bostonfan 0
i smell a threesome
laughoutloud 0
gross, they're brother and sister
maibiz 0
Your sister is a bitch for doing that to you. :(
LordKoin772 0
dude..... NICE!!! lol
Ada360 0
aw hey dude find someone else + thats kinda cold for ur sis to do that to u. -.- FYL
fenrisulfr 0
Screw the western taboos, find a way to join the fun, even if just to spoil it!
shush09 0
sorry had to laugh, lesbian love is always hot... take pics!!!
jmpaddock 0
Keep yur head up.. From one lesbian to another there r plenty of fish n the sea
dudeitsdanny 10
HE is not a lesbian.. His sister and ex-girlfriend might be, though. Lol. OP: EX-girlfriend.
iplaywow 0
if you like women you are a lesbian, so he is one too
dudeitsdanny 10
A lesbian is a gay woman.
Lotty1112 0
No, moron, if you are a WOMAN who likes a WOMAN you are a lesbian, if you are a MAN who likes a WOMAN then you are hetrosexual. Get the facts strait before posting dumb comments.
iplaywow 0
hooray
isantorin 0
this is the funniest thing I have ever read, #82
arioch_fml 20
But what if Op was in lesbians with her?!?
arioch_fml 20
I said lesbians.......damn it!
Emperor_Jim 0
Buy them a double-sided ***** for their anniversary.