Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
snafu57 1
seriously, you'd better think about getting therapy. I can already hear your anger building, if you're dwelling on their time alone when it should have been you.
cyh9 0
that sux but y is everyone saying comments about a threesome ?
fightingkittens 39
Because clearly, that's what he should do. Incest is always the way to go.
bitched 0
oh thts hot
Maike 0
dude if ur like old school or somthing u can bang ur sis tO and keep it all in the family haha yeah!! that's soO sad :(
thesusanturpin 0
lol, oh hai, eric and sara. happened to you again, huh? guess they really just wanted the female version of you... your twin was good enough.
Mister_Imperfect 0
Wow thats rough, how often did they go out for "girl time"?
neon_shoes 0
When you heard them screaming did you just think they were doing hair and had a not or just like waxing their legs or something?
neon_shoes 0
Sorry I meant to say knot, not, not.
Spooksu 0
I would call my sis a lesbo gross bitch
iplaywow 0
i understand the "bitch" since she stole his girlfriend, but i just don't see what's "gross" or "wrong" about lesbians, and i understand it even less if you're a guy that's saying "gross", you should like it dude
popcorncomics 0
Clearly you have never heard of the yaoi fandom : P
BB7 0
yaoi is scary
iplaywow 0
yes yes it is my friend said this when he was tricked into seeing some :"it has opened my eyes (to how some women think) but it has stabbed out my brain"
bL4cKra1n_X 0
guess you learned something new about your sister
Feverrotes 15
i know its wrong but depending on how hot your sister is, i would really consider a threesome if i were you......