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By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando

Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML

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By tattooapprentice - 01/12/2018 17:30

Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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By ProneToBlondeMoments - 05/10/2009 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss and co-workers. When, without warning I tripped in front of everyone and knocked a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying for it. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2018 19:00

Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML

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By kernewek - 26/05/2011 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

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By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML

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By Jobless - 07/09/2010 23:27 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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AC98 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:04

Damn, you're supposed to break the ice in the interview not the glass, op. Hopefully you made a lasting impression besides that and you get the job tho.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:06

You can always skim that from your paycheque… presuming you did get the job. I'm just hoping it was a desk position, not so much moving.

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mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:02

Hope you got the job though

AC98 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:04

Damn, you're supposed to break the ice in the interview not the glass, op. Hopefully you made a lasting impression besides that and you get the job tho.

jk_waks23 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:05

On a positive note he probably is going to make you work until you repay for that table. So you still got a job,if that counts ?

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:06

You can always skim that from your paycheque… presuming you did get the job. I'm just hoping it was a desk position, not so much moving.

mariri9206 32

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:08

It seems no else will be doing it so. . . KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE!

Infamous_Pickle 21

Sunday 2 October 2016 7:17

That's just what I was thinking!!!

Catdragon 40

Sunday 2 October 2016 11:04

lol I'm actually reading the manga right now. Love your comment :)

mariri9206 32

Sunday 2 October 2016 11:40

15 and 19, I'm so glad to know there are other OHSHC fans on here.

TheHeirofTime 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:22

Will if they spent that much on glass, they deserved it.

GhostFox 33

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:24

Holy shit. I hope you didn't fall on top of the glass shards and wind up with medical bills?? The business probably had insurance on the furnishings, so they shouldn't be able to make you pay to replace it... That said, it still probably hurts your odds of getting the job, unless it makes you way more memorable than anyone else that was interviewed.