Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
LittleMiss1 0
Wow..
FarSide 23
Tell your ex-girlfriend that her brother always gave better bj's and was tighter anyway.
EmilyClaire 0
haha nice :P
MotorBabe 0
that is so hot. sux for you though. sry dude. but still hot. that girl time thing. wow
blairvic 23
Wow...That's pretty hot..... ;)
makkabrah 0
farr can I have ur gfs/ sisters number hehe
ididitmyself 0
when you say you 'can't stop thinking about it' i'm curious to know if you're thinking about it in a sexy way...
Cecelea 0
oh now that sucks I am an only child so there's no worries for me
WTFsGoingOn 0
I'm sure you could still scare someone into switching teams :)
ppolo135 0
a little creepy
godz02lil21angel 0
okay, dudes? Seriously how is that hot? Homosexuality is no where near hot unless it's like 360 degrees outside. And if it's 360 degrees outside then we have bigger issues than two girls if you know what I mean. (I am in no way trying to enforce ppl to think about global warming because frankly i don't even know all that much about it.)
Freeze_fml 17
Go back to Bible camp. Lesbian sex is hot. Stop talking.
iplaywow 0
^ this lesbians FTW
Hugorgy 0
There's the whole taboo aspect. The whole "forbidden fruit" thing really gets people off. Even though homosexuality is more accepted today, there is still that feeling of doing something against what is socially acceptable, i.e. why some girls like dating a bad boys.
diet_otaku 0
actually, i think it's more like "a naked girl is nice to look at, 2 naked girls are even better, and 2 naked girls making each other blush and moan and sweat and ****** is awesome."
LilaBear 2
whether you agree with homosexuality or not, i can see why guys think it's hot. One of my friends asked one of our guy friends once. He was like "come on... two naked chicks? how is that not hot?" makes sense to me *shrug*
asiancreampuff 0
You didn't know your sister was les ? >_> ? You weren't even slightly suspicious your gf could be bi ?
boatkicker 5
Even if OP knew his sister was a lesbian that's no reason to instantly suspect something is up. Lesbian girls have girls that they are just friends with, the same way that straight girls have guy friends who they are not attracted to.
bugmenotmofo 34
^^^This - does not exist. No female has male friends where there is no attraction...
Lawlipop 3
#128: Bull. Shit. I am a straight female, and MOST of my friends are guys. They are just friends. I admit, I find one or two attractive--I have eyes--but that BY FAR does not constitute "all" of my guy friends. What hole did you crawl out of? Just because you can't interact with someone of the opposite sex without getting warm in the pants, doesn't mean everyone is like that.
LilaBear 2
I bet bugmenotmofo is a bloke. For guys, there's no such thing as girl/guy friendship without attraction. For girls, there is. To Lawlipop, take a chill pill. Finding someone attractive doesn't equate "getting warm in the pants". Guys can just be friends with girls, but they still find them attractive and probably view them as *potential* date material (except for the fact she might be taken or whatever).
lyttleravyn 1
Us girls think that we can have "just friends" relationships with guys (because we can). Guys 9/10 times cannot. Pretty much all of your guy friends would date, bang, all of the above you if they had the chance.
boatkicker 5
That wasn't my point. Even if my guy friends would bang me, that doesn't mean I would do anything. For one, I'm engaged, and two, I'm just not into them. Fun story though, about 5 years ago my best guy friend turned me down. My point was that a lesbian is not attracted to every girl they are friends with, and therefor hanging out with her friends should not be under close watch by the straight girls boyfriend.
boatkicker 5
172, as one of "list of female commenters above" I am a bit annoyed with you. I do not like being told off for things I did not say. I do believe I not only agreed that guys can have girls who they are just friends with, but I proved it. See where I said how my friend turned me down a few years ago? He just wanted to be friends. Forgive me for being subtle in my correcting them. Next time I will say it straight out and in caps, and hopefully not be insulted.
icefox_fml 0
@ #128, it is so possible for a les girl to have female friends who are nothing more than friends. I'm les, and there's only one girl who really makes me blush (: