Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
crazyliiife 0
That stinks! You didn't deserve that at all. I'd be wicked pissed off at my sister first of all, then comes the girlfriend (:
ipwnallmen 10
GNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namhowell 6
I wonder how many people that said "that's hot" here would say to a man leaving his girlfriend for her brother. I've seen way too many "fag" comments coming from half of the guys who said "that's hot" in this FML. Sad! And what kind of sick crap to tell him to have a 3some if the girls are hot, one of them is his sister. Straight guys can so often be do disgusting! Anyway, FYL OP.
iplaywow 0
well i guess the comments to the girl on girl have nothing to do with boy on boy because of one thing, its guys
RPGod 0
Awwwww, that sucks dude... and to all the people that said "that's hot": **** you! If it had been a girl talking about a boyfriend leaving her for a brother, you all would have been screaming "FAG!" I hope you all never breed.
iplaywow 0
i say this once more, that is because it would be guys
jakeidk 0
ouch
EscapeTheStupid4 0
Hey, look on the plus side. At least she didn't leave you for your mother. And don't you even think about doing a threesome it's wrong. But dude, before you date the girl make sure she hates your sister. (:
warrenpeace 0
Damn dykes! Did they take your Doc Martins & camo shorts too?
myfriend_youfail 3
What an ill-mannered little bitch! So she left you for a woman. That sucks. But perhaps she thought her relationship with you wasn't what she wanted. It's better to break off a relationship you're unhappy with than to continue it and be miserable. It would only be a FYL (regarding her leaving you for a woman) if she was with the other woman while dating you. Because that would make her a cheating ****. But your own SISTER???? FYL FYL FYL FYL FYL. That's just...RUDE. You don't keep dating in the family like that...someone is bound to get hurt. And if you MUST date your ex's sibling, wait for a while. Dumping a person only to jump on the brother/sister comes off as desperate and low-class.
itsTiffany 0
haha that really blows
zungg 5
Apprently, penis is not everything.