Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Top comments
Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
R3TROxLOV3 32
That really sucks for you but... Score for your sister (x That would suck tho. My girlfriend was cheating on me for like 4 months with my older brother.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Actually nope she's bi. She just found my brother attractive too.
BadOwner 0
You're so bad in bed with your girlfriend that she's gay now?
haleymarie94 0
Awh. I'm sorry that happened to you. Good luck with the other girls.
FireFlie07 20
WTF? Another repeat! That's two tonight! I saw this one a month ago! Take down!
Vanni 0
Really? I can't find it. If you could, give me the URL or FML number.
BadOwner 0
"how do two girls do it?" LOL
melissa_10 7
with a strap..lol but anyways..that sucks maybe she was just using you to get close to ur sister
WTFsGoingOn 0
I was waiting for someone to say that. The original comment, not the strap-on part.
spermonyourface 0
ask your mum
icefox_fml 0
Ewww. Speaking as a lesbian, why would two girls who don't like guys use a fake dick?
Mustardnight 3
Well you obviously arent lesbian then.
lukw1010 0
176- That is one of the questions that plagues the human race.
QueenOfBoredom 0
that's what I always wonder
Cheekers1989 0
Hahaha. That really does suck. Perhaps your sister is just so much better then you in the bedroom. Ah well, I'm sure they both enjoyed their girl time. Ouch, must suck huh?
MandysLife 0
Don't feel bad, it wasn't you! Your girlfriend was just using you all along to get to your sister!
darkmis1 18
@23: how is that supposed to make the OP feel better?
FarSide 23
This site is not intended to "make you feel better". Its to insult and make you feel like the loser you are.
iwadasn 33
57 wins this website.
ehshithappens 0
I saw this one before......fail.
Lok_fml 0
They were probably scissoring eachother (A)
serenesavage 0
good, god it was disgusting on south park and its disgusting here. Why would you say that to the poor OP?