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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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Memento

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 03:00

Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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Yousuck24 21

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

I would of laughed too...

gabbiechaoss 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:08

If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.

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monkiki62 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:41

Who cares its her body get over it. Im sure one of your tattoo ideas would be just as lame .

junkman6 22

Thursday 20 September 2012 19:19

Getting a fictional family of glittery vampires tattooed on your back is just about as low as you can go on the tattoo spectrum. And I've seen morons with snoopy tramp stamps.

CarouselHeart 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:06

Damn, what an idiot.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:29

That's outrageous. You must stop her!

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:59

you are one lucky guy my friend. NOT!

ashcin 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:07

I think its time for a new girlfriend

femaleweezy_fml 3

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:43

so she likes vampires huh?

agramza3 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:56

okay Cullen is actually my moms maiden name so maybe she's not so dumb.

Jinxx7 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:57

You need to get a better girlfriend

loloalltheway 23

Thursday 20 September 2012 17:16

I like twilight but doing a tattoo is a bit extreme....

maripon 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 18:07

Run. Run like the wind.

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