Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML
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Oh my god, don’t do it.

Fake tattoo because it might not last or to see what the end results would be on her part

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Oh my god, don’t do it.

Fake tattoo because it might not last or to see what the end results would be on her part

Ask her if she’ll do the same.

Go ahead and do that, but if she asks you to go on a "fun tour" of a slaughterhouse, run like the bulls in Pamplona! And don't let her see the movie, "Fresh."

get a fake/temp tattoo and misspell her name. say you were drunk. gauge her reaction

don't do it. not a real one. getting a name of a partner is a kiss of death on a relationship

Any tattoo artist (or anyone who has tattoos) will tell you that you never get a partner’s or a spouse’s name on you. It’s a sure fire way that the relationship will end.

Don't do it! NEVER NEVER NEVER get someone's name tattooed on your body. My dad has my mom's name. They're divorced. My husband got his ex-wife's name tattooed on him after 11 years of marriage, a few years later they got divorced. The only names a person should get tattooed on their body are heir childrens' names.

HELL NO! have her get one first. try a temp one, whatever. but do not do it.